EnormoCorp owns your ass. Get over it.

We are richer, more powerful, more glamorous, and smarter than you.
EVERYTHING is a division of EnormoCorp. Been there, bought that.
We aren't the one percent. We're the ONE.
Resistance is futile. But go ahead and try, puny insect.
Didn't think so. Crush, crush, crush.
ENORMOCORP. Why? Because.

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